Post-Move Fuck

When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.

It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.

Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.

by Lefty Power 123 September 26, 2021

Post Malone

Post Malone is not a rapper.

Candy paint and Saint tropez are good songs tho

Have you heard of the rapper post malone?
He is not a rapper bitch

by Lisadepisa April 14, 2020

National Post Your Arch Pic Day

Oct. 7, National Post Your Arch Pic Day. Post your arch pic and let them niggas know wassup!!

Boy: Whats today?
Girl: ITS NATIONAL POST YOUR ARCH PIC DAY!!!

by PumpkinSlater21 October 7, 2023

PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder

PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.

PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.

All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!

by DaJokerOwnsYourSoul January 23, 2024

Post-roast

comebacks made after a previous fight or argument with someone.

Simin got frustrated thinking about his argument with his brother, he had so many post-roasts he could’ve said.

by Lunchbox7734 January 30, 2020

Post Head Trauma Syndrome

When you can't remember anything recent from the last 2 hours, and not aware about important events. This is caused from some severe brain injury.

Girl: I can't believe you cheated on me with a hoe.

Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!

Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!

by rossano January 10, 2009

Merchant-posting

The art of posting sub luminally anti-Semitic memes on alt-right image forums for comedic effect. Merchant in this instance referring to people of Jewish descent. Often in threads that can go on quite extensively. The images typically try to obscure the profile of a large nose characteristic of the exaggerated caricature of a typical Jewish stereotype.

Oh man did you see that new post?

I did! Man these jokers just can't stop merchant-posting to save their lives!

by The__speaker_of__truth June 11, 2022