banter pie

A peice of banter so well crafed and executed that it becomes more than just banter.

"boss this is some quality banta tonight,"
"yeah its banter pie mate, sweet banta pie!"

banter pie by Vaughanie July 15, 2006

Apple Pie 

The act of female masturbation, sometimes performed in a group setting.

When I get home I need to have some Apple Pie

Apple Pie by We are ONE June 11, 2011

meatloaf pie snatcher 

Quite possibly the only sex position ever known to get the red-headed cowboy off. At times taking up to 14 hours to complete, one must have the utmost stamina to perform the task. This is not for the light-hearted, as last week's lunch is normally involved. Originated in the heart of North Carolina, the first meatloaf pie snatcher ever performed created the loudest sonic boom, in this case referred to as "quantum stroke," ever recorded. Chuck Norris himself was said to have exclaimed, "damn, man!" To compete, Chuck then invented the Potroast Poledance, but no normal human has since replicated the feat, and the first three women involved perished, and roundhouse kicking may have been a factor.

I spent all last week doin' the Meatloaf Pie Snatcher.

meatloaf pie snatcher by Rob/Brian January 9, 2006

Cottage Pie 

Background: a legend made up in a maths lesson about a strange little character called matthew and a dopy sod called ming. the legend says that matthew goes home of an evening to play scrabble and chuff cottage pie.

Definition: cottage pie aka sheppards pie. A meaty pie, usually beef with a layer of crrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaamy potato placed on top and then this dish is baked in an oven. There are vegetarian options available as matthew knows.

Example: matthew was bombing it down the A3400 slouched in his seat at the wheel with his drum and bass poundin out of his white ford escort with both of his dads present. the lights change to green and so matthew zooms off round the island to tesco where he can get his fix of cottage pie for the evening. The evening he pulls ming will be the evening where he says to her, "you have two logic gates on your chest", grinning smugly. "mmmmmmmm cottage pie and scrabble"

Cottage Pie by kingOfTheCottagePie April 28, 2004

ass pie 

what happens when somebody puts a dildo or a dick in your ass and uses Crisco to lube the area!

Holly didnt have any KY jelly so she grabbed the next best thing, Crisco and slathered that on his dick and he stuck it in, smelled like ass pie in there.

ass pie by super sexy girl February 19, 2009

puff pie 

A chick that doesnt fucking shave her pussy

I wont fuck a puff pie

puff pie by NKAIRTCTIISESE September 26, 2004

creme pie slap 

When a man is sexn with a woman and pulls out to squirt semen into his hand and uses it to give the woman a good firm slap to the face.

Damn look at that bitch looks like she just been hit with the creme pie slap.

creme pie slap by marlin ashore December 3, 2007