by gookslayer9000 August 13, 2023
Get the tommug. Tom is a middle aged, middle class, suburban white dad. He wears cargo shorts and a t shirt, is good at fixing cars, watches sports religiously, is constantly making dad jokes such as: “That’s what she said!” “*insert word here* her? I don’t even know her!” Or “Welp, looks like we’re gonna have to amputate it.” When their kid gets a scrape, is always going to Home Depot, wears aprons with things like “big daddy” on themand enjoys fishing, grilling, and cracking open a cold one. Think Tim Allen from Home Improvement.
Person A: This is my dad
Person A’s Dad: Hi Person B how are you? I can’t talk for long I need to get to Home Depot to buy a new ladder but it’s nice meeting you!
Person B: Dude, your dad is such a Tom.
Person A’s Dad: Hi Person B how are you? I can’t talk for long I need to get to Home Depot to buy a new ladder but it’s nice meeting you!
Person B: Dude, your dad is such a Tom.
by bewhfuvi4erk August 5, 2020
Get the Tommug. by SlytherinRocks September 8, 2019
Get the Tom Hollandmug. someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.
they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago
they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago
by tom brian February 6, 2017
Get the tom brianmug. by Madboi3000 August 29, 2019
Get the tom stianmug. 
by anonymous February 17, 2025
Get the Tom Bonermug.