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Money

Currency used by specific governments to use for the sell and distribution of goods. Money is very delicious and tastes like cranberry sauce.
A: Hey, Bill?
B: Yeah?
A: Why is there an Illuminati on the U.S.A. one dollar bill, which is a form of money?
B: *pulls out gun* shhhh…
A: oh.
by DaNoobKing February 14, 2024
mugGet the Moneymug.

B-money-stats

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.
"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"
by Martinx94 May 5, 2016
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Touching Money

by Sussyposter January 9, 2023
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Money wife

she fine
she bad
she’s the best you ever had
BUT SHE FINNA COST A BAG
That’s Nicole, she’s my money wife

I’m not tryna be ya baby mama, but i could be your money wife
by Nixmas October 2, 2019
mugGet the Money wifemug.

Fart money

When your money is so bad it's considered a fart
GUY: you got fart money man
by ASSOO October 7, 2025
mugGet the Fart moneymug.

L Money

Pony persona of Liam Keel. L Money being the nickname, full name being “Prince Little Money.”

L Money is the richest pony in Equestria. Without regard for life or law, he has a history of raping, torturing and blackmailing female ponies in equestria. His goals in life are to be both extremely famous (or infamous, under the belief that all publicity is good publicity,) and to reproduce the most out of anyone in equestria.

He has had (generally non consensual,) sex with almost all female ponies in equestria. The ways that he has gone about this include financial abuse, rape, coercion, dubious consent, and grooming.

Other incidents include forcible pregnancy, violent aggravated assault, and manslaughter.
L Money was arrested today, but was bailed out.

L Money is using his money as a way to get around the law again.
by SkintoSkin November 21, 2023
mugGet the L Moneymug.

National money day

National money day is a day for those who don’t have a valentines and say fuck that and dedicate that day to getting bands
Jason:hey dude do you have a valentines?

Scrim:fuck a valentines it’s National money day I’m getting bread
by gyTg(tTg55^7 January 29, 2023
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