Your mother

a figure that doesn't love you. Especially if your name is Jacob Mohmand

"Pigs flying is about as probable as your mother loving you"

by TheVervy March 21, 2022

First Mother

The mother of the president of the US or other head of state

She is the first mother of the President of the US

by Maria F. March 26, 2022

Mother Natured

When the time of the month approaches, and your husband ask you for some coochie and you tell him you've been "mother natured"!

Bitch, My husband asked me for some coochie and I went to freshen up and saw I got Mother Natured

by BabySagittarius2099 February 1, 2022

Mother

The reason you are here. The person you call mama, the one your dad fucked. The wife of your father . Your MOTHER!...

Mother, did you give birth to me ? Or am I adopted?...

Mamaaaaaaaaaaa!! What's lunch?

by {Sun_with_anxiety} February 2, 2022

Mother

Someone that gave birth to you. The reason you're here. The one that makes you dinner. The one you call mama. The one you dad fucked. The wife of your father. The sister of your aunt. The sister of your uncle. The kid of your grandma. The kid of your grandpa. She controls you no matter what...

Mother, did you give birth to me, or am I adopted...?

Mamaaaa!! What are we having for dinner? *gets slapped*

by {Sun_with_anxiety} February 2, 2022

Mother Cat

A 150Iq+ woman who is breast feeding cats and turn them into cat girls in order to remove every discord virgin who stays 17+ hours on discord and dont get any bitches.

Guy 1: this woman is Mother Cat
Guy 2:Yes,She must be god

by Stray Shopping cart February 10, 2022

Your mother

A person who is gay, lesbian, bi, trans, etc.

Person A: ay yo! your mother!
Person B: stfu retard

by smart dude 6969420420 February 13, 2022