“His maxing skills were soo clever; that she had no choice but to agree to his offer of taking her out for dinner.”
by VOK_MKT September 4, 2022

by ZazaPutMeOnMars June 3, 2024

by goon Maximus BartholoMEW the X February 2, 2024

Being 6’5 or over and jerk your dick 2 times a day with a massage gun and only nut in women’s assholes after they start bleeding on your dick
by anonymous January 4, 2025

someone who is a Greek advocate even though the Greeks are shit and we all know, Asian food is better
by anonymous April 4, 2023

Had coffee Chez Max
Smiled because the waiter made me pay only one
Found clean bread finally
I find everything disgustingly overpriced and wonder how families cope
Smiled because the waiter made me pay only one
Found clean bread finally
I find everything disgustingly overpriced and wonder how families cope
by Krkič June 11, 2019

max is one of the scariest boys you will ever meet. he gives the scariest death scares, but its ok because once you got to know him, hes actually really sweet. max is also very short, with brown eyes. if you have him as a friend, dont lose him, and always stay on his good side, because if you get on his bad side, good luck getting back. also, if hes upset, he can get really mean. he has lots of friends, but only a few that he talks to every day. max is great
by ~~bubbles~~ April 11, 2021
