John Sostarich

A kid that is really cool and good at everything.

Yo do you know John Sostarich?

Yea that kid is so cool I wish I was him.

by yanksfreak22 January 23, 2010

John D'agostino

1. A up and coming poker player
2. a man that gets fucked over by luck
3. verb to get royally fucked over on the river
4. Tom Halls favorite Poker play
5. verb to fuck over a hoe and not pay her for her nights work

o shit i had trip aces and that fucker caught a 4th king on the river

YO bitch i aint paying u get out of here

by TOM HALL April 20, 2005

Dean John

Fashion King , Style Setter , In the Now , Despot of Fashion !

Dean John Is To Fashion as Tom is to Myspace .

by Dean John June 3, 2007

John Street

To funnel or bong a beer. Originated from former Philadelphia mayor known for his moon cricket persona.

Hey, lets go john street a beer and get fucked up

by lunar chirper March 23, 2009

john popp

A rare male whose large penis eats 6 cats a day.

That John Popp sure was a creeper when looking at my kitty.

by rockies970 November 5, 2013

John McNamara

a savage 69 inches.

he is a John McNamara

by 696969696969696969gdfssaagegeg October 7, 2016

John Laurens

the gayest turtle you'll ever meet

teacher: lets learn about John Laurens

me: IM JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE TO PINTS OF SAM ADAMS BUT IM WORKIN ON THREE THOSE RED COATS DONT WANT IT WIT ME OR ILL POP CHICKA POP THESE COPS TILL IM FREE

by Hamiltrash<3 September 24, 2020