Jake

A good dude who's sexuality is always questioned along the lines of being metrosexual. This is often due to being hygienic and taking care of himself. Jake always is there for people and while working on self improvement will always take time for a friend
Wow, that guy takes care of himself. Is he straight?

Oh, that's Jake, he's metrosexual.
by February 10, 2024
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Did you see how short Jake is? Looks like an Oompa Loompa that one
by Edgelord69420 January 19, 2022
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Jake

His intimidating, strong side, is used to protect you, his charming, handsome, and dare I say, sexual side is used only in private. He makes you feel more than alive and will spend his days with you. If you come across a Jake, don't let him go, ever.
Girl one: who is that hottie 😍
Girl two: oh that's jake, casually strutting his perfection
Girl one : oh. Is he single?
Girl two: Not anymore! Bye bish!
by Jake 😍 April 18, 2019
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Very White guy who has no problem getting all up in your business and rubbing his massive ding dong. The girls can't stay off his massive pecker which is blindingly huge.
"hey have you been cheating on me with Jake?"
"hell the fuck yea, that guy has got a massive dong.
by Saxguy219 October 08, 2019
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An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. He will make you laugh until you are crying. Jake is good looking and is the type that is always in good shape. He always wears the best outfits and looks amazing. He is a kind compassionate, caring person that will always be there for you. Jake is very shy when it comes to love but once you get to know him he is a completely different person even though he never see's that in himself he deserves to know that is 100% true!
damn! hes fine!
ofcourse he is thats Jake
by tullyjake August 11, 2021
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Mostly likely homosexual especially for people named Matthew also very annoying
Jake is sooooo gay
by Child consumer March 09, 2021
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One of the beat people you’ll ever meet. Jakes are kind hearted family boys with love to share around. Usually the popular one of the group that people tend to gravitate towards. Always ends up marrying a woman with a typical white girl name
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