Time fuse

Step 1) When you unroll half of the toilet paper.

Step 2) Delicately wipe your ass.

Step 3) Re-roll it like a brand new roll.

Step 4) Leave for unsuspecting victim.

Credit to: Jimmy 51-50

Bro, I just time fused Laura’s bathroom!

by DingleberryRock March 16, 2022

goon time

Goon time jt basically is G time . Goon time is when all the real gangstas come out

I'm tired , aye nah it's goon time 💯

by BIG DOZR December 24, 2017

Fitzer Timing

When someone arrives late by up to 2 minutes and misses the chance to participate.

*Discord Join Sound*
Fitzer: "Hey guys! what are you doing?"

Someone in game: "Fitzer Timing!! LOL!!! we're 1 minute into our League of Legends match. you can join for the next one."

Fitzer: "OK" (pepesad)

by Tr1nket November 12, 2021

Time Waste

Supernatural SA Town

That podcast supernatural sa town is such a time waste

by Thestupidpodcaster December 14, 2021

Booty Time

A time of the day to get that well deserved, juicy, booty from the one special women.

Hey gf, It's booty time

by GimmeThatBootyButImSingle January 14, 2021

God Time

The official time down to the minute. Sometimes watches can be "fast" or "slow" by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the World Clock. Cell Phones and Computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. The time displayed on your cell phone is God Time.

Person 1: What time is it?

Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"

Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"

by Luna_hermione October 4, 2011

Nova Time

When you're perpetually late for work and give zero fucks.

Hey we start at 6.

Shiiiiiit I’ll be there at 8 but I need to leave at noon.
It’s 7:00 where’s Jon?

He’s on nova time.

by Oak creek cowboy August 31, 2021