Hats

Magic mushrooms; hallucinagenic mushrooms that are ingested for a jolly good time

The weed started to kick in on our way to pick up some hats.

by MrsSchyster January 10, 2020

MUSHROOM HAT TRICK

When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.

"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"

by angryrancor September 9, 2021

ass hat

someone who has their head up their ass wearing it as a hat.

that ass hat just ate my burger

by crispcracker123 May 7, 2018

big hat day

A day, often tuesdays, dedicated to wearing big hats (mainly associated with pimps and playas)

Dave: Yo man! U know what day it is?
Sheen: Tuesday, I think.
Dave: Which means big hat day

by Dave112 January 4, 2008

Pat Hat

A Official Patriots cap worn during games

Patriots fans are always wearing their Pat hats during games

by EmJayee November 9, 2018

cunning hat

A hand-knit yellow, orange and red beanie, toque or wool hat that became a cult favorite with Firefly fans after appearing in an episode.

"What happens if someone puts on a cunning hat and a Who scarf?"

by kinsmed December 25, 2012

hat check

The act of looking for photos of a dating app guy without a hat on to check if they're hatfishing.

"I hope you did a hat check before you agreed to meet him"

by fuheiu August 2, 2023