the french

A group of people known for last names such as: Fontaine, Balenciaga, Anouilh (which means slow worm), Beauséjour, Ferrière, and more.

"Why do the french have such difficult to pronounce last names."

by xXXmillennialcoolXXx February 14, 2022

french flute

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.

"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"

by SmellsHomeless November 22, 2013

Break a French

When you need to give true facts and have a frank discussion with someone without sugarcoating it in order to make this person understand your point.

She can't get it even when I break a French to her. I give up.

She couldn't get it even when I broker her a French. Gosh she is stubborn. I give up.

by MadeinFrench January 25, 2017

French dyslexia

Condition of which you cannot read French

Charlie has French dyslexia

by The New English Dictionary January 14, 2021

French Wank

Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.

Last night I had a French wank before sleep.

by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024

French

Fuck the French, with all their fucking hats and long ass baguettes I can guarantee they use as a dildo.

Fuck you, Louis, you're fucking French!

by Duct47 November 8, 2023

french tumbler

French tumbler is the art of cutting one tip of a bread stick and inserting the clipped end into her vagina then urinating into the pores of the bread. (Add an umbrella for class and enjoy)

Babe could you make me a French tumbler, I'm a little thirsty. No ice!

by End_owled December 4, 2017