by Lil Leg Day) November 27, 2023
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My friend Carlos said he was busy and couldn’t go to the bar my best guess is he it’s currently stuck in a donkey knot with his roommates
by Junebug02 December 3, 2023
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by "Lil Leg Day" December 3, 2023
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by "Lil Leg Day" December 3, 2023
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Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"
Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."
Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."
by penisshakes December 8, 2023
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Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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by Cruned July 12, 2023
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