Diet Dick

A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.

I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.

by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

Thomas Dick

The juiciest cock you have ever seen. It usually takes 3 girls to suck it off and sometimes a guy. Other people will say it is smol because they have never seen a dick so massive

yoooo Thomas dick is so much bigger than Hansens dick

by Hansen+Ella November 3, 2020

Sped-Dick

Izac proctor

When I grow up I don’t want to be a sped-dick aka Izac proctor

by Captain-Dick November 6, 2020

Gamer dick

When you have been gaming for so long and haven’t showered so your dick gets covered in a layer of grease preventing you from jerking off since you can’t get a grip

Bro after that WOW session I got gamer dick

by Gamer dick October 17, 2020

dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 18, 2017

starburst dick

A girl chews a starburst before going down on a guy. Before she begins sucking his dick, she spits her starburst-flavored saliva onto his penis, so when she starts sucking the penis tastes sweet and fruity, like a starburst.

Hey babe, let's stop by the gas station on the way home and grab some starburst so I can give you a starburst dick. ;)

by pinky_and_the_brain March 25, 2017

dick tied

The condition in which an uncircumcised penis is constricted by the frenulum, a piece of skin similar to the piece of skin under the tongue, which can cause pain during sex, inability to orgasm, and a curve in the penis.

He is so dick tied, he can't come. (Should be spoken with a lisp to indicate the reference to tongue tied)

by Ellery Armstrong April 5, 2017