Dead cats foot

'Dead cats foot'

The term used to describe the often dangerous, bacteria filled donner meat often found in your local takeaway.
It can be found rotating slowly on a vertical spit with a crispy burnt surface and a luke warm to room temp centre.
As we know, bacteria flourishes in room temp to medium heat.
Think!.

X.
'Hey mate, you comin' for a takeaway?'
Y.
'No You go, just get me dead cats foot and chips'

by Hotornot August 29, 2005

Chuck Norris or Dead

A phrase used to describe how well known a fact is. If someone does not know some thing obvious, they are either Chuck Norris or dead.

That guy doesn't know that men sit down to pee. He's either Chuck Norris or dead.

by canada blows October 10, 2005

Drop Dead Gorgeous

Somebody usually Female, who is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!
AKA- DDG

Orgin-Ireland

Boquisha is Drop Dead Gorgeous!

by KBCS May 13, 2005

dead with a capital t

To be so utterly dead and exhausted that all logic and meaning becomes irrational and is replaced with a puddle. This can also be related to dancing and the symptoms include tiredness and mild insanity. The "t" stands for tayra -small South American weasel-like carnivore

After dancing I was dead with a capital T

by wing wing halo August 9, 2016

Dead dogged me

Something you did that was a turn off for your partner. Almost like imagining a dead dog as a turn off for yourself, but the other person does it.

Ruining a sexy moment.

We were talking dirty to each other and then he mentioned my friend. He totally dead dogged me.

Yea that's a major turn off.

by Pase44 September 30, 2016

beat the dead horse

To continue jacking off after ejaculation.

Henry: "Yeah bro me and my friends were all sitting around a fire, just beating the dead horse!"

Joe: "Be careful man! If you beat the dead horse too much you could get a 90 degree angle cock from that!"

Henry: "You only get one life joe, live it up."

by gangstaa347623497532 January 1, 2012

Pile of dead fannies

A diabolically fetid fishy smell, like Grimsby on a hot day.

'What' that Dr Vion Haegens? It smells like a pile of dead fannies'
'That is because it IS a pile of dead fannies my dear chap'

by mysterynick December 6, 2011