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Ass Matic

When da booty so fine you have an asthma attack
"Hey bro did you see Katie?"
"Yeah it made me ass matic"
by The scrublord April 5, 2016
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ass doilies

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!
Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!
by Telephony July 22, 2019
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Ass Paper

twitch.tv/skazzy3
geez i'm on the toilet I could use some Ass Paper!
by SuperM789 November 10, 2019
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ass cardigan

Similar to ass hat but with the cranium and large part of the upper torso shoved up in there too
Barry is an ass hat but Gary is an ass cardigan.
by mjcheez September 27, 2019
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Ass disaster

A complete shitshow. Something going completely wrong in every way it possibly can.
“Dude how was the vocab test?”
“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”
by papaya666 March 29, 2018
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fido's ass

When something or someone is ugly.
She looks like fido's ass!!
by Fido's ass January 6, 2018
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fat ass

a person that is lazy. sits on ass all-day
by wywywywywywywyw January 21, 2020
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