Ass Matic

When da booty so fine you have an asthma attack

"Hey bro did you see Katie?"
"Yeah it made me ass matic"

by The scrublord April 5, 2016

ass doilies

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!

by Telephony July 22, 2019

Ass Paper

twitch.tv/skazzy3

geez i'm on the toilet I could use some Ass Paper!

by SuperM789 November 10, 2019

ass cardigan

Similar to ass hat but with the cranium and large part of the upper torso shoved up in there too

Barry is an ass hat but Gary is an ass cardigan.

by mjcheez September 27, 2019

Ass disaster

A complete shitshow. Something going completely wrong in every way it possibly can.

“Dude how was the vocab test?”
“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”

by papaya666 March 29, 2018

fido's ass

When something or someone is ugly.

She looks like fido's ass!!

by Fido's ass January 6, 2018

fat ass

a person that is lazy. sits on ass all-day

my mom is a fat ass.

by wywywywywywywyw January 21, 2020