Sealed Air Corp

The fuckers who invented unpoppable bubble wrap

“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap”

“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”

“sons of bitches”

by dicktruckfuck May 24, 2021

love is in the air

no matter where i look around

Jim: love is in the air
John: fuck off you’re drunk

by Don’t just don’t May 24, 2021

The Hot Air Balloon

Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.

Got a little bored with my usual jerking habits, decided to do the hot air balloon last night.

by ding_dong_consumer May 27, 2021

Air

Slang for cocaine

"Hey man I think I need a refresher, I'm gonna go get some Air"

"I'm gonna get some Air before hitting the dancefloor"

by Mac-peazy June 2, 2021

What happens when your losing air

So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.

so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air

by i love mi balls tickled June 4, 2021

Air

Atmosphere of Earth,The atmosphere of Earth is the layer of gases, commonly known as air, retained by Earth's gravity, surrounding the planet Earth and forming its planetary atmosphere

You could feel the tension in the air as everyone waited to hear the announcement. There was great excitement in the air at the clock struck midnight. I felt the chill in the air as autumn approaches. The smell of spices in the air was making me hungry.

by Lia_WeasleyXxx June 8, 2021

AIR

Air is my beloved -made by wilby_simp on discord

Air is my beloved.

by Wilby_simp June 11, 2021