One of the most flattering people you will ever meet. They either have green eyes or blue eyes. Many people will think they're weird but once you talk to them, you're trapped in another world. Having an Ethan as a best friend is the biggest flex ever. Very dark humoured with greasy hair but gets all the girls
by Pinnacleorange November 18, 2020

the worst person you may ever meet and has a toxic personality, ALWAYS HAS BAD HAIR he will make you cry. NEVER TRUST A ETHAN:)
Dude 1: Dude this person suckssss
Dude 2:Is their name, Ethan?
Dude 1:Yea! how did you know!?
Dude 2:Umm 1 cause I'm smart and 2 all Ethans SUCK dude-
Dude 1:OMG! your right!
Dude 2:Is their name, Ethan?
Dude 1:Yea! how did you know!?
Dude 2:Umm 1 cause I'm smart and 2 all Ethans SUCK dude-
Dude 1:OMG! your right!
by Im better then you May 16, 2022

Ethan is the best fuckin guy you'd ever meet, super adaptive and can match your energy at anytime, so well he'll tune his personality to what you'd desire at the time. He doesn't derive from his main attributes being charismatic, hilarious, understanding and always hoping to make others enjoy life and smile. He'll always help those that will do the same for him. All of these combinations mixed into one being also means that he walks around with a shaft of a cock but doesn't feel entitled to bloat about it, you'll know what I'm talking about when you catch yourself one of these endangered species.
Ethan always knows how to act and what to say, such a sweetheart. Plus I found out that he has a massive wang the other night x
by Mr McLaren March 17, 2022

Ethan. He looks like a nerd, but on the inside he's a greb and has and a micro penis. Also he can't speak to girls and need other boys to ask them out for him.
by Begman February 19, 2019

The single most sexy man in existence. He may not look like much but underneath that clothing is the best muscles ever, he's got the chest of a god. the back of a Greek god and the abs of god as well. He is also so kind and caring. He is the person you want for a boyfriend or husband
O my god ETHAN
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