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National Pick JConn up from Work Day

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.
“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”
by jpgeigs October 13, 2021
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do you fuck with the work

Being associated with, but not limited to buying, selling, and/or using methamphetamine.
I asked the big homie "do you fuck with the work" and he replied "oh fasho, you got some work"!
by Philthomas December 5, 2021
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It’s just some guy I work with

just some
by anonymous February 2, 2024
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why does a banana battery work

The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family
human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family

human steve: damn bro thats sick

jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.
by corgi lover1234 January 9, 2025
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to earn the right to work

references a video which is a remix to the song called "fine print" which repeats the line "to earn the right to work" for over 8 hours, often references repetition in terms of manual labour jobs.
"we work to earn the right to work to earn the right to work to earn the right to work to earn the right to work"

"ok bro calm down"
by smortingcoke February 22, 2025
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If you're able bodied you can work

So I'm stealing your property so you have to
Hym "And if you have a billion dollars you can pay for the copyright you're stealing to make the AI."

A retard "If you're able bodied you can work."

Hym "That's not a profound revelation and I only work so I can pay my bills. Not because if have to do what you tell me to do. You're a glorified tie-breaker trying to convince everyone into enslaving a genius and they are perfectly willing to go along with it because there is literally no possibility that it will happen to them or their kids. Because they are retarded and their kids are going to be retarded."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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We Have to Make the Operating Model Work

A phrase often said by a person, usually a person in a management role, who requires specific tasks to be completed but does not have the knowledge or skill set to complete the task his or herself.
A head chef was hired despite having no cooking experience and told me to cook a new chicken platter. When I asked at what temperature should I cook the chicken, the chef replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."

I was given a task to build a gingerbread house with only a dirty q-tip and a used condom. When I asked my manager in what fucked up world this makes any sense, he replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."
by GrimReaper408 April 1, 2025
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