Jordan Victor Reed

Would flirt with a piece of paper if it moved.

Girl: Dammnnn.. look at him..
Girl 2: Yeah but he is such a Jordan Victor Reed.

by Fatty McFatt Fatt May 13, 2011

Pink Victory!

When you absolutely own someone and even though you win the argument you still don't get to do what you wanted to do for a completely different reason, but you can still go away with a smug feeling. Just to rub it in their faces you could shout Shame at them and rub your two pointing fingers together at them.

There is a normal queue and a fast track queue for zorbing.
Zorb Operator: All people in pink shirts please go to the back of the normal queue because your fast-track time has expired.
Peeps in Pink Shirts: No, I'll get my Mum on you!
Mum: Let them have a go now!!
Zorb Operator: No...
You: Shame (do the shame gesture)
Zorb Operator: Actually it's too windy now so you'll all have to go home...

You leave annoyed that you didn't get a go but very smug that you completely owned those pink people...
Pink Victory!

by Jackalope97 November 19, 2011

jenna victoria

A promiscuous girl, who likes sharing/talking about her sexual experiences.

That girls a right jenna victoria, she told everyone how she prefers cum in her face than on her chest.

by precisionG August 21, 2011

spite-victory

The act of committing all of your efforts to stopping a particular rival from winning a competitive game/event once you realise you have no way of winning yourself.

Game of monopoly: 3 players left

"John you will give me all of your properties for only $500". "Yeh Jimmy sure, as long as you let me go around the board 3 times without having to pay rent". Cheeky smirk to the Bryn. John i'l give you $5000 for all of your properties and allow you not to pay rent on my properties for 3 turns. "Nah Bryn thats fine, i'm going to stick with Jimmy's deal".

As a result Bryn is quickly knocked out of the game, after which John immediately insults Bryn about how bad he is at the game, forfeits to Jimmy and enjoys the glory of his spite-victory.

by racistonarockingchair October 10, 2011

gravponic victory dance

a dance made when the editors on urbandictionary finally approve the word gravponics on their site. Since I have defined the word in its most basic form as it is just a portmanteau of 2 words. Ive also noticed that sometimes just because its funny they get approved.

When urban dictionary finally adds gravponics as a word on their site, i will dance around and sing i win, i win, i win, i win. That is the essence of the gravponic victory dance. Also see gravponics confusion and gravponics connundrum which also dont get approved no matter how funny i make these terms, urbandictionary wont approve it.

by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013

Special Victims Breakdown

The act of bursting into the Law and Order Special Victims Unit Theme song, usually by humming or singing.

We saw a sketchy guy run into an alley, made eye contact, and dropped a Special Victims Breakdown. "dumm dumm dumm dumm dumb dimmm eoooo dum dumm DUM DUM"

by Nickikillz August 10, 2013

papa victor

The code name for the party van or the FBI.

You're downloading CP? Here comes the papa victor.

by legodude3301 October 15, 2014