A person who uses "@"'s outside of Twitter to refer to any person on social media, who can't come up with a reasonable and clever insult besides "🤡 bozo", and someone who dunks on GT's for no reason besides how their mommy helped them assemble their new funtime center desktop.
by TheArchivist March 3, 2022
Get the Twitter Turdmug. Anyone who has a dog and has picked up the dogs feces and placed it in a plastic bag is defined as a "turd bagger".
by Jay Marc June 22, 2018
Get the Turd baggermug. This type of turd burglar is the type that happends in nursing homes. When a resident lets everything come out right in the eating area, in front of everyone and not caring about other people eating or Anything and after they finish thier business they just walk away.....
Turd Burglar: oops I have to use the bathroom...
Nurse: No wait ill take you to the bathroom
Turd Burglar: no im going right here right now
Nurse: No wait ill take you to the bathroom
Turd Burglar: no im going right here right now
by FUNTIME! October 23, 2019
Get the Turd Burglarmug. Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"
by witchieblackcat September 25, 2020
Get the preferred turdmug. "Baxter!...quit being a turd burglar and leave them rabbit turds alone. You better give mama kisses first with that breath!" ðŸ¤
by YOU DONT SAY June 27, 2025
Get the Turd burglarmug. by Stepdad May 10, 2018
Get the Dick turdmug. Bottomfeeder often of trogloditic orgin. One who is bereft of anything resembling good character. Compulsive theif/liar.
Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference
Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference
That turd burgler fucked my mom and stole my dad's watch after telling me he was at tge movies doinkin his grandma.
by Klundamatron6000 August 31, 2020
Get the Turd burglermug.