Turd tugger

When you’re taking a dump in an automatically flushing toilet and it starts flushing mid turd and the water starts pulling your turd out of you
Dude I had a mean turd tugger in the bathroom on the second floor
by Jjacob71 November 14, 2018
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BURNT TURD

A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.
My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.
by mwecky January 03, 2019
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Turd murgan

A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.
by Trollerfromhades January 16, 2016
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Turd eater

God geoefia stokes is such a turd eater
by tillyberry March 03, 2021
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Sprinkle turd

Use this word when someone’s being rude it will mind blow them they will have no come back prepared and will have to take the L.
Person1 to person3: “omg shut it you sprinkle turd
Person2 to person 3:”day ummm there’s no coming back from that”
by Thecrackheadyouknowas... February 23, 2021
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Mega Turd

Someone who is a big Turd. They’re just a Turd. But a big one, like mega big.
Mitchell stop being such a mega Turd
by urasscrack January 12, 2019
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Turd maxxing

Where one does the act of freezing a turd and shoving it up their anus.
Daniel "lets get Kyle and make him do turd maxxing"
by gangster definitons March 19, 2024
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