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The Coiled Snake

The act of inserting only the shaft of ones penis into the anal cavity of a female. This is done by folding the limp flaccid dick, and cramming it into a tight ass.
"Did you really fuck her in the ass with you limp flaccid folded dick?"

"Yeah dude, I totally gave her the coiled snake!"

"Nice!"
by Rage Cage 33 April 11, 2012
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Seeing Snakes

"Seeing Snakes"

1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.

2. To be pissed off or grouchy.
1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."

2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"
by Jmonger223 June 21, 2012
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stabbing snake

referring to a man's penis
Franny is so fine, I want to introduce her to my stabbing snake.
by hippy29 December 15, 2011
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Snake Goal

Whilst playing FIFA, similar to the acclaimed Jew Goal a snake goal is a situation where the forward has an easy scoring opportunity but decides to flaunt ones talent ie. chip the keeper. This is known as a snake goal.
There was no need to chip my keeper, what a snake goal!
by oneandonlyheskey January 17, 2012
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Rick the Snake

I went into store to sell in some product but Rick the Snake beat me to it.
by snakeyes01 July 20, 2011
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texas snake trap

When a girl has razorblades mounted on the inside of he vagina and cuts your dick off with them...
i just got texas snake trapped and now i need surgery! XD
by poopa12345678 November 17, 2011
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Snake Butt

Somebody who is always pissed off leading you to believe there is a snake up their butt.
dude, snake butt won't let us hang out with his sister
by sean88 December 10, 2011
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