Donkey Meat

omg did you see that guys donkey meat through his trouser
by mcflylover2012 March 22, 2012
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Meat Head

A person(usually and hopefully male) that frequents affliction or hollister stores and local GNC's looking for the latest muscle gainer. Known mostly for their quick temper and lack of coordination while participating in sports other than weight lifting. Meat Heads usually peak in popularity in high school and start declining after sophomore year in college due to either the over capacity of meatheads at the school or he is just a dousche bag. Overall the lives of meatheads are failures due to the fact they're never satisfied with their size.
Dude, lets go to the UND GNC or the mall and buy affliction shirts.

You're such a meat head.
by TheRollinVodkaofVu December 23, 2010
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meat pit

a meat pit is an extremely slutty girl, between twelve and twenty eight, whose vagina has been pounded so many times that it is essentially an abyss made entirely out of flesh.
Luke: " Did you hear man? I tapped chelsea last night!!"
Brett: "Bro you slayed the meat pit!!"
(high fives and chest bumps are exchanged)
by ASBis4hookers October 18, 2010
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Sweater Meat

I grabbed my bitch's sweater meat while I was pounding her pussy.
by The Rising Pylon December 27, 2007
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Street Meat

Damn Kim, that's some nasty street meat you just ran over
by Aqua Seamus November 7, 2010
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bum meat

what faggots have for dinner...
oooohhh...theres some nice bum meat on Will & Grace tonight...especially that poof who thinks hes a bigger poof than he actually is....ooohh
by Robert J. Melrose June 4, 2003
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Meat Smoothie

When a man cums in a girls mouth after head, he swishes his "meat" (penis) around in her mouth while the cum is still unswallowed or not spat out in a rotational circle as the blades of a blender would do, causing a meat smoothie.

A meat smoothing is literally when you mix the smoothie (cum) with your meat (penis).
Girl: I was with my boyfriend last night and he gave me a meat smoothie. I could taste everything, it was fantastic.

Guy: I'm going to put my meat in your mouth and make a smoothie with my juices.
by DeathAngel1313 July 30, 2010
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