Town Tricycle

A man of questionable virtue. i.e a three legged peddler that gives everyone a ride. Also See Manhoes Who Don't Wear Condoms and Should Be Avoided.

Synonym: fuckboy

That Town Tricycle has a punch card at the free clinic

by Mr CoCo May 27, 2023

Michael Town

Biden supporter

Oh my God ur a liberal like Michael town

by Michael town May 14, 2024

Small Town Syndrome

When a person grows up in a small town and develops a fear or a belief that they couldn't handle any or all of the following: 1) Living in a large city
2) Attending a large institution for education
3) Attend large social events without friends or family
4) Not needing a car out of necessity for transportation

These fears also usually are accompanied by:
1) Reluctance to drive in large cities or on major highways
2) Fear of being unknown or not receiving the status, accomplishments, or recognition they are able to achieve in smaller populations
3) Reluctance to leave their home or hometown for large periods of time
4) Fear of missing out on small town traditions

These people generally believe and can see themselves marrying one of their classmates/someone they went to school with, buying a house, and raising a family in their hometown.

Jakob is afraid that if he goes to a big school that he won't get to be the quarter back anymore. We're pretty sure he's suffering from Small Town Syndrome.

by Matson12009 September 13, 2023

rook town

Phrase used when someone makes a rookie mistake or just does something generally dumb.

You see Kevin crack his beer before making the shotgun hole?

Yeah man, fucking rook town

by Jimmothy Harbaugh April 24, 2017

Seedy part of town

A part of a city that's basically a huge run-down shithole often full of crime.

I got my dog from a pet shop in a seedy part of town.

by cyberpowerjoonee October 6, 2024

Small-town privilege

The ability to live in a small town in the United States, go to the local bars, and become a global expert at everything. Everything is inclusive to geopolitical events, foreign policy, matters of government, and military affairs. Generally speaking it is the same privilege as armchair quarterbacking an entire situation for which you have no involvement or experience in.

Man, that podunk town of Deposit, NY has some small-town privilege to it. Same people, same bars, and some inexperienced opinions about the rest of the world.

by Cowtownsucks321 November 3, 2021

P-Town Browns

Extremely low-grade marijuana originating in Portsmouth, Virginia ("P-Town"), so named for its brown color. Can't be smoked by those who have ever smoked anything better.

"Dude, I don't want any of your shwag P-Town Browns, save it for some dumbass in the hood."

by teengw August 31, 2011