A hell of a place labeled as a “school” where all the kids are either traumatized from other kids or oblivious to how fucking annoying they are. They’re all either obese furries that wear buttplug tails, neo-nazis, sped kids, annoying football and basketball kids, iPad kids, preppy girls or emo. The most interesting thing that happens is when a small fight happens and everyone records it or when the popular guy asks a popular girl to the dance only to dump her a week later. The teachers all fall into a few categories: Obese, woke, old women, pedophile math teachers and hot substitutes. The only interesting thing about this school is the excess of ugly ass haircuts the guys have
Types of kids:
6th grade girls: Think they’re in high school and vape and make TikTok’s in the bathroom
6th grade boys: Retards and football kids
7th grade girls: Hella annoying girls with no personality that are all pick me or emo
7th grade boys: They are the only ones vandalizing the bathroom
8th grade girls: Think they’re hot shit and have a body count of 12
8th grade guys: Pedophiles and neo-nazis
Types of kids:
6th grade girls: Think they’re in high school and vape and make TikTok’s in the bathroom
6th grade boys: Retards and football kids
7th grade girls: Hella annoying girls with no personality that are all pick me or emo
7th grade boys: They are the only ones vandalizing the bathroom
8th grade girls: Think they’re hot shit and have a body count of 12
8th grade guys: Pedophiles and neo-nazis
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Get the Middle school mug.Random ass middle school located in Grove City, Ohio, where all the girls get in fights and spout a bunch of drama. Not to mention, every single Beulah sports team sucks. They always get beat by Jackson Middle School. Did I mention the fights? Although behind all of that, basically all of the kids are either gifted, and smart as hell, or just slow.
“Twin which school you go to”
“Shii twin, I go to Beulah Park Middle School…”
“Damn bro, that really sucks, I feel bad.”
“Thanks bro.”
“Shii twin, I go to Beulah Park Middle School…”
“Damn bro, that really sucks, I feel bad.”
“Thanks bro.”
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Get the Beulah Park Middle School mug.Wilson Middle School, Where do I start there’s fights left and right, 6th graders who r dumb and weird, and then your friends that you have to stick with the whole year, 6th-7th grade has alot of drama 8th graders are pretty chill there just ready to move onto high school, very strict and racist teacher, some funny teachers, and sum creepy teachers, this school is confusing there B,D,C halls like it’s really confusing
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“ man, I got so much homework, but Andrea Berrera’s lovely Latino ass and tits sure make it worth it! If only I could Wrestle her and bang her!” I love middle school!”
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Get the Middle School Bully(ing) mug.You want to watch out for kids like Brody, which will throw a ball 100mph during dodgeball that will go down your throat, and out your-
You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.
Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”
And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.
Oh and Linkin, uhh-
Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list
Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.
Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”
And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.
Oh and Linkin, uhh-
Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list
Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
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