ass hair dick fuck

it is when your ass hair gets into a guys foreskin and ur ass hair is fucking your partners dick foreskin

oh no my ass hair dick fuck is stuck

by larry smellbuttz May 7, 2018

Hair metal hoochie mama

A woman (usually a mother) that has big hair, still listens to 80s hair metal and likes to reminisce about the good ol' days of being a rocker chick.

My friends think my mom is so cool cause she's a hair metal hoochie mama that likes to have fun.

by SaraTranker92 September 17, 2017

New Jersey Hair Gel

When you cum in some chick's hair.

DUDE, DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A NEW JERSEY HAIR GEL!!!! THAT'S GONNA TAKE ME, LIKE, A FUCKING HOUR TO WASH OUT!!!!!!

by Samwell52408801245 June 5, 2011

hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004

peace love and hair grease

another way to say good bye or see you later

stacy: im gonna go
mike: okay
stacy: peace love and hair grease
mike: werd

by taffy8800 August 3, 2011

Claire the bear with funky hair

An Mtv celebrity. Very well know. Famous back up dancer. Really awesome. She is now an old lady

Claire the bear with funky hair was famous on MTV

by i<3clairedabearwithdafunkyhair January 14, 2010

PHT - Pubic Hair Theft

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing theft of hairs or fur from the pubic region of humans or animals. PHT (Pubic Hair Theft) is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.1 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with PHT - Pubic Hair Theft, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012