by TucsonDaddy May 9, 2021

by iam4everalive February 24, 2014

by definition man with definition October 13, 2019

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

After a long hard school year of wanting to beat the shit out of your fellow classmates and fuck the female students and teachers you get to relax at night after the last day of school at a nice bonfire where you burn all your school books along with the hatred memories with a couple of friends obviously no black lives matter activists aloud and have fun
Hey can De'Andre come to burning of the books? "Does he support black lives matter?" Yes.... "Then no" but he plays Pokemon go "fuck it he can come"
by Old toilet seat July 17, 2016

When you pick out a fresh pepper from the farm and take it home and take a shit on it for some extra smell, you then put it in a mason jar with a dragon fly and freeze it for an 1 hour so it turns into a slush, then you will pour it into your girls urthrea and she will scream and pain because the dragon fly slush turns into a spicy violent thorn and stabs the insides of her and then she shits it out of her ear
Me and my friend romani Patel just did the Coastal Carolina burn pepper it was a experience but pretty excellent the smell in the room was bonkers!
by ballhair69 August 31, 2021

When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.
Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
by Irashmun September 24, 2018
