Fake skating

To fabricate stuff and lie openly.

she is fake skating about my dick size to her friends

by darkseid007 October 25, 2019

Sense-faking

Using self-referential linguistic hoops and astroturfed first-principle thinking to "make sense" of something complex, multi-faceted or paradoxical.

"I asked a Mcdonald's Cashier if I could pay ETH. She declined and asked for USD. We're still early."

Dude, you're sense-faking!

by typpwr August 02, 2022

Trash Fake-Out

When you throw something in the trash thinking there’s a trash bag already in there, but someone just emptied the garbage.

“Oh shoot! I threw my apple core away but I got a trash fake-out.”

by The Peanut Butter Falcon October 07, 2021

fake weeder

a person who claims to smoke weed but actually doesn't.

man, that freeps guy is a real fake weeder, you know?

by king_D__ July 03, 2023

fake cheese

It is a cheese that looks like plastic and tastes like crap

I'm gonna make a sandwich

Dont use that cheese!

Why?

It's from walmart so it's fake cheese!

by Skuttle larva March 08, 2019

friendly fake

A person who acts nice in your presences but talks about you badly when you're not around.

You friendly fake.
These hoes friendly fake.

by Keisha B. March 11, 2014

fake brake

an involuntary reflex to apply a nonexistent brake petal when riding as a passenger in a car.

Sarah is such a bad driver, I was hitting my fake brake the whole way here.

by Lexiphile August 29, 2015