by The bots definitions September 9, 2020

Egg is a nickname for the nickname Auggie making an Auggie even more adorable making the softboi aesthetic more reasonable.
by Eggntoast February 16, 2021

I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs
by dustybluebear August 1, 2020

by Alfieallin February 5, 2022

69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.
by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.
CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation
-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death
-Hopeless Romantic
CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation
-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death
-Hopeless Romantic
by AshKetchum1223 July 10, 2018
