David

When David is 54 years old he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.

When David is 54 years old, he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.

by Botwin March 2, 2023

David a brown

The worst school in wildomar, southern california, looks like a prison and smells like tuna cassarole, the education might be just as bad. full of mexicans and short white kids. just about as ghetto as main street

bro david a brown is assssss

by anonymous November 3, 2021

David Kavanagh Hayde

A man who dropped out of school to do nothing with his life, launder money off his parents, and swear to people hes going to make it big

"Hey, have you seen John in school lately?"

"No. Hes pulling a David Kavanagh Hayde."
"What a faggot"

by Surzy Wurzy October 30, 2023

david

he’s the gayest purrrrson ever

is that david? he’s sooooo gay

by Quandle Dingles 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫 July 1, 2023

David

David has a huge cock

defined: david

Cock and balls

by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023

david

a sexy beast

david is a sexy beast

by MLGT April 4, 2022

David Monkypants

David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.

If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.

"David Monkypants! What's up!"
"Shut the fuck up little green fn"

by wibbawobba June 7, 2024