Jeremy Adam

Leader of Jeremyism
Probably the smartest person you'll ever know
Even the GOAT concedes when his name is invoked
Replace words with his name and you'll find true meaning

Wow did you see that guy destroyed everyone in tennis? He's so Jeremy.

Jeremy Adam is the man, the myth, the legend.

by bvwlxiv May 2, 2025

Adam

You may not know an Adam for that long, but trust me when I say this, he is the guy! Tall, cute and beautiful green eyes, you just can't get enough!

Person 1 " damn hes hot"

Person 2 "and tall"

Me "hey! That's my Adam!"

by anonymous_2player November 23, 2021

Adam

Adam is thick an bootiful. He's single and ready to mingle. You can trust him with any thing. He's good at rocket league and fortnite. He's the best

Adam is so bootiful

by Ssh jsh October 28, 2020

Adam

Adam is a true man. He will never offend or disrespect his ( Lady). He will wait on "His Queen"no matter the consequences, and how much it hurts every time she sweeps through his life with her long wavy red hair that simply takes his breath away. If her blue eyes make the world and everything else appear black and white, he has no idea the effect he has on his love. When he walks into a room, all clocks stop for her and the earth denies it's rotation. For her there is no other man that exists! She must have all of Adam or nothing at all! Unbeknownst to Adam his pheromones render his queen speechless and his light and gentle touch drive her completely wild with love, longing, and loneliness "Only" for (him). A piece of her heart will always belong to Adam because he is irreplaceable in her eyes!

Adam

by Contririum1 July 12, 2019

Adam Thielen

Piss

I Adam Thielened all over the floor, because I am too sophisticated for toilets.

by Yojeffery March 21, 2022

Adam Crockett

This boy is one to live on the wild side, he is always up for an adventure outdoors and in the bedroom. This kind of boy is smart, funny, kind and mysterious. With his blonde, curly locks and enticing bluey grey eyes, you'll always have something gorgeous to look at.

guy 1: yo who's that getting freaky at the top of that mountain!
guy 2: oh him? that's just Adam crockett and a rock

by farkle_minkus505 May 21, 2025

Adam

A lying dumbass who tells ppl “I get 95’s on all my tests” “im a computer head that gets a lot of head” he is very stupid and needs to be quit during class. His mom is a savage

Adam is a dumbass

by Aaron 😂 January 21, 2020