Brandon time

An annoyingly slow concept of time.

“Damn, he be running on Brandon time tho”

by B1ngb0ng November 28, 2020

Timed-Fap

Noun - The Process of Masturbating to Orgasm before a certain time.

I need to finish before my parents get home! Time for a Timed-Fap!

by TheGioSerg October 23, 2011

Time Donor

A person who always has time to help other on things that do not benefit him/her, and never progresses in life as a result.

He hasn't succeeded in life because he's a time donor.

by Ndumesh May 23, 2019

Tammer Time

The inability to show up anywhere without being a minimum of 20 minutes late.

Mike: The game starts in 10 minutes. Ricky was supposed to be here at 3. It's now 3:30. Does anyone know where he is?

David: You know you have to tell Ricky to be somewhere 30 minutes early so he shows up on time. He be running on that Tammer time.

by Cherryhead6996 November 6, 2017

Time Squared

When you are walking down the street and stupid foreigners stop in front of you because the light is red, even though there are no cars coming.

Matt: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I got Time Squared like 5 times on the walk over.
Josh: Yeh I hate those stupid tourists

by Angry New Yorker November 30, 2011

Soap Time

A time when something utterly humiliating happens to someone you know

“My friend just tripped and fell on a trumpet”
“Bro, it’s Soap Time”

by Joni Spagoni November 14, 2022

Elevator Time

Graeson's sinful in school activities

her and that hobo guy having elevator time AGAIN smh

by wordmeister101 August 31, 2017