No Hat No Play

Gospel in many Aussie primary schools. Possibly because the rate of skin cancer is so high in Straya. You can essentially do whatever you want in the playground as long as you're wearing your hat, the teachers won't mind.

Seriously, you can literally bully someone so much they go on to develop depression and 97 other mental illnesses (trust me i know), or you could shit a mountain on top of the handball court with your mates, go ham and the teachers won't give a fuck what you're doing - as long as you've got your hats on! Because, no hat no play!

Teachers when someone is being beaten up by eshays: i sleep
Teachers when someone projectile shits all over the walls of a classroom, turning the place into a Jackson Pollock artwork: i sleep
Teachers when some dipshit releases a jar of giant sydney funnel webs into the playground: i sleep
Teachers when someone forgets their hat: UNACCEPTABLE!!! No hat no play!

by jims gooning May 24, 2025

beer hat

Aggressively throwing a beer in a plastic cup over someone’s head, usually done to show extreme dislike.

I couldn’t stand that girl. I went into the bar and gave her a beer hat.

by Juleofdnile May 27, 2025

common groin hat

A shared burden

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”

by h2so4 sulfuric aciid June 4, 2025

Trash Hat Trick

When a lady has three children by three different guys.

Amy is pregnant again with a new guy. She is completing her trash hat trick

by DG/WJ April 13, 2023

Roll hats

The phrase that should be used at least 12 times a day
Roll hats

Josh k: there’s been a second bus
Harry: roll hats

by e-boybeater April 17, 2023

hat

something that covers your ugly haircut.

"nice hat, joe"
"thanks, bob."

by THANK YOU SOFIA THE FIRST April 21, 2023

Trash-hat

When something is so absolutely terrible that you have to combine trash and ass-hat

God these roads are so trash-hat you can hardly drive on them.

by anonymous April 22, 2023