Leg Runner

Someone who is extremely stupid. They will often lack even the basic knowledge common to small children. Derived from the derogatory phrase "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg."
Person 1: "Yo, that guy just asked me what part of Africa Canada was in!"

Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."
by HarbingerOfDumb May 09, 2018
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Canine Clamp Legs

A dog's legs when a dog is about to be handled when the dog is at a resting position, this is likely due to the fact that the shortening of limbs is associated with protection and harm-prevention, like when a human crouches and protects their body from impact by covering their front side with their knees and their elbows in a crouching position.
I saw that canine clamp legs again, always ticks me off wondering how in the world that dawg gone do in the hou, always clamping, always timid to show its pride, dang, that canine clamp legs really got me to wonder how he in that position anyway.
by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022
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hob leg

Hob leg, verb. To hob leg someone or something is to reduce its effectiveness or capability in some way.
Hey man, don't hob leg me here!
by dingleboom December 09, 2021
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Tua Legs

When a male or female reaches a state of ecstasy/climax while standing, that persons legs lose most strength resulting in a wobbly gate. Also called Bambi legs
I was pleasuring myself in the shower, and upon ejaculation I got the most insane case of Tua Legs.
by Fominroman September 26, 2022
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phat dead leg

"I've got a phat dead leg"
by Escape2wonderland January 31, 2016
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Pickle legged

An injury to your leg caused by playing pickleball.
You can use it as a term of disrespect like

Oh bro you are so weak you got pickle legged.

Or a term of endearment

it’s OK bro you just got pickle legged
by Nloeffler11 September 04, 2023
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Coma Legs

Coma legs are sexy girls’ legs (thighs and ass) that are shaped like comas when a girl stands and moves. Wearing leggings make them stand out and girls get them by becoming thick. ,
Look at them Coma Legs! They are so sexy.
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