cunning hat

A hand-knit yellow, orange and red beanie, toque or wool hat that became a cult favorite with Firefly fans after appearing in an episode.

"What happens if someone puts on a cunning hat and a Who scarf?"

by kinsmed December 25, 2012

hat

Can be used as a sfw slang to call someone an asshat. Similar to BS meaning bullshit.

Ron's going around being a dick again.
Here comes the boss keep it clean.
Ron you hat!

by JoJoUrbanLegend May 18, 2023

Wear a hat

Common parlance in England for wearing a condom

Man 1: Oy! That one's a knock out.

Man 2: Don't matter how pretty she is mate. Always wear a hat.

by Petri Baeldish November 5, 2021

hat check

The act of looking for photos of a dating app guy without a hat on to check if they're hatfishing.

"I hope you did a hat check before you agreed to meet him"

by fuheiu August 2, 2023

Hat

A thing people wear to cover their bald head

“Oh you have a hat on your head

by dombomb762 July 21, 2020

That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

Bucky's smaller, more sparkly hat

Inside of Bucky Amory's sparkly hat, there is a smaller, more sparkly hat permanently glued to his head.

Bucky, lifting his hat to reveal a Bucky's smaller, more sparkly hat: Does this answer your question?
Future:

Future: I didn't ask a question...

by frogthemangoguardian November 8, 2021