real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

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Real Nigga

Real niggas come alive when they got a black president/vice president; SO IT'S BOUT TO BE POPPIN IN THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: How would you describe yourself in one word?
Person 2: Real Nigga
Person 1: Real Nigga is two words
Person 2: I know nigga, Real Niggas don't follow instructions

by The Fundraiser February 22, 2021

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real

Romanian equivalent for “forreal”, “on God”, “no cap”. Used after a very true affirmation or generally after spreading facts.

“Marian, you got so drunk last night you started making out with a bench!”
“Real.”

by 2trippi June 13, 2022

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Real rap

When you agree with a person or when something makes sense

“How you not gon block me after I matched ya energy”
“Na Real rap bro”

by DuhPlug October 7, 2023

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Real

2) Is most commonly used to relate so something depressing ; People tend to comment simply the word "Real" in the comment section of depressing videos on Tiktok, Instagram, etc...

"When im out in public having a good time then remember the way she looked at me."

-Real

by F1nnakms December 30, 2023

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