salad brain 

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.

Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!

salad brain by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015

Salad Flapper

A person who flaps their salad (ie. spews bullshit)

- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward"

-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"

-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"

Salad Flapper by Danny Do Shit May 15, 2015

Salad poking 

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.

"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed

Salad poking by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015

salad bowl syndrome 

Code among men for when they want sex

Sally: Why did you send all those dick pics?
Tom: I have salad bowl syndrome
Sally: um ok then

salad bowl syndrome by Soccergal2470 July 24, 2015

salad blender 

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.

Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.

salad blender by Farquard October 28, 2015

Salad Bar 

A sex move/orgy that involves two guys on each end of a line of girls that are tossing each other's salads. Essentially an extended Eiffel Tower.

Dude 1: Hey man I know some girls that are up for getting freaky tonight.

Dude 2: How many can you get? We could totally salad bar them.

Salad Bar by furfauxsake October 28, 2015

salad blasted 

to use a plunging motion or blasting motion with the tongue into the rectum

I saw some gay guy being salad blasted in the club bathroom

salad blasted by Tmoneylolbitch August 7, 2016