Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.

A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.

by RustyMantis January 25, 2022

rusty rogan

When you are performing anal sex on a person whilst your friend/colleague fists it

"Kevin and Jaq gave me a Rusty Rogan last night, now I can't walk straight"

by TheWillus January 26, 2022

Big rusty nuts

Big rusty nuts is where your ballsack skin starts to peel off

Oh shit, my uncle got him some Big Rusty Nuts

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022

Rusty trombone

When a guy is getting his fart-box tongue punched while getting an old fashioned simultaneously.

I heard Jenny likes to put mustard on her rusty trombone when she plays it.

by Dixoncider420 February 5, 2022

Rusty spoon

Giving a ginger person a cuddle from behind in bed.

Alex was lonely and fancied a rusty spoon.

by Ozmundo October 5, 2021

rusty dragline

When hitting it from behind, stick all five fingers in the butt. Then proceed to place them in the mouth of your partner.

Think of it as a giant "rusty fish hook"

Fucking this skank from behind and got shid on all my fingers then stuck them in they mouth and said you got the rusty dragline

by Mastersh8ke October 5, 2021

Rusty Kazoo

Blowing into a man's asshole while jacking him off, rusty trombone style. A Rusty Gillespie in reverse.

Had a wild night, she started playing my trombone and then gave me a rusty Kazoo.

by Söme Blöke85 October 18, 2021