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the real idimeh

hes the highest producer of pure Peruvian using so much child labour even china would be jealous, his secret to the high amount of sales of the already Great pure Peruvian? his semen ejaculate no further statements on that sources say he once killed a man by flashing his cock at him the man shocked by this great revelation and information overload couldn't handle it the pure demirness and proceeded to explode into smithereens, his name idimeh is a clever name name after the popular character from black ops 1, probably black ops because he blac kopped your mother last night, he has a strong unreasonable distaste for the show "Xavier renegade angel" despite the show kicking absolute ass and being a masterpiece, he deemed the show "brainrot for little bitchy kids" then went back to playing Tekken 7 for 6 hours straight using kazumi and fighting laws and leis but his main talents lie elsewhere, which is charming both men and ladies absolutely soddening their panties over the 400 mile radius, he makes them women "Hella preggo" just by looking at them using his eyes, he looks like Damian Sandow and Elias guy from WWE but would certainly deny the comparisons out of pure humbleness of his character, sources say one notable example of this is when he went away for the weekend and one of his mods, best friends, like a brother but better and closer than lover friend jesty felt like was years and couldn't handle it and beat himself off to the poster of idimeh he had in his room.
oh look it's the real idimeh, jeez he looks so hot right? man my panties are a flood rn no cap no cap, pure skibidi sigma rizz
by jes from grave July 7, 2024
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chemicals that inhibit antimicrobial fluid in our body fluid
In our bodies, we have various types of cocknapper (real) to prevent pathogens.
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Ego-real

When you're not egocentric but just well aware of your worth. (adjective).
"You're so egocentric, so self obsessed." Said Billy.

"No, Im ego-real" replied Raqulle.
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Real

I am real
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real high kid

-someone who's really high
-a n00b at smoking marijuana
stoner one- *laughs un-controllably and falls over*
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Simply the best football club to ever exist .
Real Madrid Hala madridd.
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Gods/Real

if you use Gods/Real pronouns, you’re questioning sexuality and worship satan. by saying this, you’re telling the other person you’re acting christian to be validated.
“hey ally, what’s your pronouns?”
“my pronouns are Gods/Real!”
“oh, i didn’t know you were in the closet and looking for validation
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