Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019

Potato

A person my bestie is obsessed with.

Brielle loves potato.

by curryboi24 November 27, 2019

Potatoes

not one potato but multiple

i have 3 potatoes

by Potato0801 March 24, 2019

Potato

A soldier who is absolutely useless. When a potato gets too old to be used. Green on the outside and bloody lazy.

Holy crap that soldier is a potato. He’s done nothing all day.

by PTE HAED March 27, 2019

Potato

A person that is light skinned (May be Asian) like Naomi, but its pronounced POE-TAY-TOE. If you dont say it like this you will have the case of Avocado Syndrome.

Me-Your such a potato.

Her-Thanks! I try to be.

by NaeNaeFaubert March 28, 2019

Potato

A verb (when talking about first person shooters) meaning the action of spraying lead with every intention of hitting you target and missing.

Dude you can't shoot at all, you totally potatoed that!!!

by Sonny Dennis April 7, 2019

Getting Her Famous Sweet Potato Pie

Smearing pie filling on a ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with its bill.

I went to Ms. Kay's home for a chance of getting her famous sweet potato pie.

by solipskier April 8, 2019