The assorted "gastronomical nightmare" feelings (heartburn, cramping, bloating, etc.) suffered from eating excessive amounts of crunchy-sweet cold cereal.
I was super-hungry, so I polished off half a box of Honey Bunches Of Oats in one sitting, and now I gots Post™ traumatic stress!
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
Get the Post™ traumatic stressmug. by P1pp April 29, 2021
Get the Pip postingmug. n. A constant state of depression associated with newly wed brides, particularly of those who have left a life of partying.
by Herpyderp88 June 12, 2011
Get the Post-bridem depressionmug. A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.
This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
by dann1burk November 8, 2019
Get the roast postmug. Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.
Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.
by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016
Get the Post Traumatic Blowjob Disordermug. Ancient social media platform enabled by pigeons. Its first recorded use was in Persia, and it was used notably in World Wars 1 & 2. Fossil records show that shitposts on Pigeon Post were actual bird droppings.
by haqlberry July 11, 2022
Get the Pigeon Postmug. When comments or wall posts left on a friend's Facebook profile, posts, or pictures are later deleted, either 1) by the owner of the profile or 2) by the person who originated the post.
1) Occurs most frequently when comments are unflattering or incriminating. Also can be necessary to delete over posts left by the person you're casually banging, in attempt to lay claim on your or salt your game.
2) Often required after drunkbooking
1) Occurs most frequently when comments are unflattering or incriminating. Also can be necessary to delete over posts left by the person you're casually banging, in attempt to lay claim on your or salt your game.
2) Often required after drunkbooking
1) "Dude-- don't write on my wall about getting wasted with me before work! Glad I post-censored you before my boss saw it!"
2) "I can't believe I wrote 'I love you' on my exes wall and commented on like 15 pictures.... I hope I post-censored before he woke up this morning!"
2) "I can't believe I wrote 'I love you' on my exes wall and commented on like 15 pictures.... I hope I post-censored before he woke up this morning!"
by sweetsarahbelle March 2, 2011
Get the post-censoredmug.