Esteem Posting

Writing a definition about your name on Urban Dictionary, in a flattering manner.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.

Martin: "I caught my sister writing on UD about people with HER name...'

Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Posted & Boasted

A generic posting on social media to inform, update, or sympathize with, one’s followers, friends, and fans, usually in a light-hearted, downplayed manner which screams of bragging.

A humble brag.

“Did you see he posted photos of him working in a soup kitchen? He totally Posted & Boasted! He was the main focus in the photos!”

by Hugh Wards January 24, 2025

post-peak

adjective: describing a situation, object, or social trend that is highly illustrative or emblematic of social decline - as in the kind that takes place after the best years of a civilization have passed.

Jason: Did you see the green-haired girl scaling the side of the office building yesterday?
Jason 2: Yeah, she was trying to break back into the office after getting fired to get her giraffe stickers
Jason 3: I thought she was in the hospital with a food allergy or something
Jason 2: Yeah, I guess not
Jason: Damn bro... That's so post-peak

by Don's Johnson March 30, 2023

Post pirate

A person who waits a few months after you post something cool to repost it as thier own original "discovery"

Thats the third thing sheila posted this week that i. Posted months ago..shes such a post pirate!

by Brickbaterang July 27, 2017

Post physical office world

A new scary bureauscape where there are no more physical offices and everything is done through zoomteractions.

A post physical office world is f*ing scary to me right now.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2022

Post-Pipe Push

The poop you take right after laying some pipe on a girl.

Did you see GoT? That dude shot his dad while he was taking his Post-Pipe Push!

by sullyvan September 29, 2017

post-test clarity

The feeling of lucidity a student gets after finishing a test and turning it in. Said student will suddenly understand a question that has puzzled them on the test or realize a dumb mistake they have made on the exam. This feeling is often accompanied by regret, despair, and disgust, for it is too late to make any changes to the text.

Emily: "Oh NO! I forgot to add C after I integrated on problem 7 part a!"
John: "At least you had post-test clarity, so you won't make the mistake next time."

by BigDuckPear September 8, 2021