The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.
You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.
by The Eggsketeers May 29, 2022
Get the Uno Block Cardmug. Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)
Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.
by Fartbart January 12, 2017
Get the Fart Blockmug. When someone attempts to punch/kick your balls so you twist and knock there hand/foot out of the way with your enormous Shlong
Dude yesterday Adam tried to kick me in the balls so I bukake-blocked him. He was later shamed and disowned by his family and piers
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021
Get the Bukake-Blockmug. by PomeranianFluff June 2, 2024
Get the Blocked me for no reasonmug. "FILE ONLINE FOR FREE MAX REFUND GUARENTEED FILE ONLINE FOR FREE BLOCK HAS YOUR BACK" - H & R Block Ad
by kooskoos1234 April 28, 2021
Get the H & R Blockmug. person 1: wanna play minecraft?
person 2: nah I only have block craft 3d
person 1: oh okay.. why is my name person 1???
person 2: nah I only have block craft 3d
person 1: oh okay.. why is my name person 1???
by Give Me Your Self September 13, 2023
Get the Block Craft 3dmug. It is a item made in a once communists state two examples is Poland or Hungary or anything east of the iron curtain.
by Okay it is okay January 17, 2021
Get the Com Blockmug.