5 burger minutes

It's approximately an hour

It will take 5 burger minutes

by ThatguySy March 31, 2025

Why 5

Here, for you buddy :)

Why 5 sounds like Wi-fi, and he's a cool guy. Trust me, it all rhymes.

by Bertholder June 21, 2021

december 5

bazoonga a girl on her period

boy: do you want to have bazoonga?
girl: yes but i’m on my period
boy: oh well, it’s december 5th

by ggrgjjy December 1, 2020

the 5 second rule

the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second

You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025

5 minute fraud

Yuta Okkotsu.

"Yuta, the 5 minute fraud."

by vyevd8 December 28, 2023

5 sexonds

A TikTok challenge where you attempt to have sex and finish it within 5 seconds, infamous for making incels' delusions a reality by permanently damaging the genitals.

I tried the 5 sexonds with my partner and it got worn down to a nub

by CasualKetchum June 2, 2025

2 and a 5

The sexual act of a man fingering a woman with 2 fingers, whilst she gives him a 5 Knuckle Shuffle.

The numbers are subject to change under the right circumstances.

Brady: Yo, I went round to Alice's last night
Carl: Did you smash?
Brady: No. But we did have a 2 and a 5.

by MeAndMyDad June 15, 2018