Crazy Frat Lady

A girl who has a hyper fixation on frat boys, hence the ‘crazy’.

it is also a play on words from the term ‘crazy cat lady’

guy 1: yooo guess who got a date with jessica
guy 2: don’t feel special, that girl is a crazy frat lady.

by domeafavorandkillme November 3, 2022

lady lock

hair on a boy that extends past his ears, usually wavy or curly

Johnny Depp and Ashton Kutcher have beautiful lady locks.

by useless information file August 29, 2012

big ol fat lady

A lady that is so fat that she can’t move on her own

Damn that bitch so much of a big ol fat lady that her elbow has a camel toe

by Fokin Randy May 23, 2023

byadge lady

Someone, commonly a woman, who is a fucking dick about rules. Commonly obsessed with small rules to the nth degree, they will often report misbehavers to administrative officers. Often suck-ups to administration.

Person A: Look out, the byadge lady is in a bad mood.
Person B: Shit, I heard she yelled at some kid for texting his mom in a screen-free zone.

by byadger October 6, 2017

haggard old lady

Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.

Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.

by Irishasafupa September 4, 2023

Lady Vault

The Lady Vault is a ladies term for Masturbatory Aids. Similar to a "spank bank" but for ladies.

Alexander Skarsgard is #1 in my lady vault

by Botina January 11, 2012

im cut ladies

a phrase used by the southern hostess at your local applebees when she's about to leave your entire section dirty and go home for the day without a care in the world

annette: "im cut ladies."
kendall: "time to go clean table 25 i guess."

by jamietinklepuss October 19, 2025