scene kids

Topic to cause drama on UD.

Random person posts long diatribe that basically amounts to
"Sene kidz r ghey lOL"

Scenekid posts response: "We're not all assholes, but...yadda yadda... maybe you're just jealous". This should be read as "I'll feign indignance and keep up my holier-than-thou attitude to look cool on LOL_THE_INTERNET."

The real truth is that arrogance, ignorance, prejudce, elitism, and ageism (scene KID?) are all horrible things that both parties are guilty of.

(A)//(E)

This topic is it's own example of how user-defined term "scene kids" caused drama on itself on ur.. fucking TIME PARADOX

by Contravene July 9, 2007

kid @ risk

n. A child with tremendous OTD potential.

"If you don't do something about that kid @ risk, she could turn out like that girl, G-d forbid."

by The Raging Bull April 5, 2005

kid shotty

A nigga with a big dick and he got all the juice. He is always on his A-game and his shoe game is very official.

I wanna be kid Shotty because he resembles me.

by shottyyyyyy October 28, 2015

cavalry kids

Best known for taking hip hop songs and turning them into screamo, cavalry kids are an awesome band who make crank that easy to listen to.

Person 1. "Did you hear that Crank That?"
Person 2. "Ya it sucked, I prefered the screamo version by Cavalry Kids."

by kenzie kruse June 29, 2008

Emo Kid

An emo kid is one that mastered the art of attention whoring. An Emo kid likes to express his depressed mentality by dressing up like a child molester/goth hybrid. An emo kid will constantly deny that he's emo, no matter how obvious that he is. Emo kids tend to be emotional, where they are angry just because they are angry or depressed because they are depressed.

"Hey look at that emo kid cutting himself!"

"Fuck you! I'm not emo!" *cuts himself*

by fuckuemos May 13, 2008

scene kids

Scene kids are a group of mindless idiots that are an exact replica of one another, whether they want to believe it or not. A majority of them come from wealthy families and most of them used to be preppy before the whole scene came about. They'll call themselves hardcore, yet if you tried to ask them hardcore means they couldn't give you an answer. Most of them are self absorbed and wouldn't dare to talk to anyone outside the scene. They all have shitty taste in music and favors a lame, no talented band that no one's ever heard of. They can't think for themselves. Music is their life, only because they don't have a life. They often live their life by lyrics. You ain't scene without the skinny jeans, white studded belt, dumb ass lip piercings, and nappy mullets. It's pretty typical for them to get stupid tattoos that they'll probably regret in 5 years. They like to give themselves nicknames like BaileyBrutal or MandyMassacre that don't apply to them. Most will claim to be bisexual. A lot of them claim to be gangster but since when did hardcore and gangster go together? The girls believe that one day they will be famous..on the internet. They wear make up like beetle juice and try look 80's ish...even though the 80's have been wiped out for over 20 years. They all think they're photographers only cause they can take a picture of themselves. Most of them convert back to their preppy ways after being tired of trying so hard. Luckily the fad is fading fast.

ME: Look at all those dumb fucks, do they look stupid or what?

SCENE KIDS: OHH EMM GEEEEE!!! Don't judge me. RAWR! I'm just trying to figure myself out.

by megan8312 March 2, 2011

Scene Kid

A scene kid is a male or female (Usually aged between 13 and 18) who dress usually in bright colours,children's tee's,bands shirts and skinny jeans.

They normally have Black or Platinum Blonde hair filled with unnaturally coloured streaks,coon stripes,leopard prints,extensions or Chunks of bright colors.

Girls will normally wear foundation,Very thick eyeliner,Neon eyeshadow,Skinny jeans,Tutu's,Stockings,Band shirts and Childrens clothing.

Boys will normally wear thick eyeliner or no makeup,Skinny jeans,band shirts,Hoodies and Childrens tops.

They are ALWAYS adorbale looking and they like to say things like 'Rawr','KthnxBaii' and 'Your teh sex!' as well as 'Bang,Bang' and 'Lets fuck'.

They are generally sweet,outgoing and funny. It is pretty easy to pick out a poser.

They are almost always dating another cute scenekidd or soemtimes even an emo.
They love Bows,Hello Kitty,Pokemon,Cheerios,Coco Pops and other random/cute things.

They generally love Zui Suicide,Jac Vanek,Kiki Kannibal,Audrey Kitching,Jeffree Star and other SCENE QUEENS.

XXCarleehXX:
Heyyyy!
TroyTrampolineX:
Hii Baybee
XXCarleehXX:
Are we goiing to teh music festival toonight?!?
TroyTrampolineX:
Yesh,OF COURSE,I mean FFTL is playingg!
XXCarleehXX:
Kthnxbye
TroyTrampoline:
Laterr,Rememberr your teh sex!

(Actual conversation between two Scene Kids)

by SammyShotgunXX April 6, 2009