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Jake Paul

A Cringey Man Child That Does Not Know That England Is A Continent And Is Not Indeed A City. He Is Also Known As A Meme Killer This Man Child Has Kild Over Fifty Memes As A Cringe Man Son Of A Bitch.
Hey, You See That Guy He Looks Like Jake Paul.
by Loganster Pauler May 27, 2019
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Jake

A kind of species with a godly presence. Anyone with the name Jake bestowed upon them shall know that they are, according to the Holy Bible, an honourable chad with appearances that even God himself couldn't possess. A Jake's looks are in fact so iced out and drippy to the point of frostbite. They are commonly known to cause fainting, amnesia, and concussions all caused from looking at one for a prolonged amount of time. They are so powerful they possess the power of 1000 individuals. One can never understand the true immeasurable physical and mental power of one Jake. They are also known to hunt down any shotacons and lolicons and do anything to put down one.
I wish i could have a Jake with me right now.

We really need a Jake to bring these lolicons down.
by DQ Jesus August 13, 2021
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Jake

Hey your a jake
by Yout00b March 12, 2018
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A dude Jake

A dude mJake is sooo amazing he will put anyone before him and if anyone tries to mess wit his girl they finna die,He has many sides the depressed side the emo side the fake gang member side the nerd side and the sweet adorable side to where whenever you see him your heart will just melt,he will never try to hurt a soul,wouldn’t even kill a fly,He can be a bit of a stud but he’s damn sexy when he is,when he’s being a stud expect for him to say something like: hey babygirl come to daddy!
Girl:OMG A DUDE JAKE JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR CALLING HIS GIRL HOT!

Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
by Kristen Fisher August 8, 2019
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Jake Paul

no. (word being defined; jake paul)
by is this loss August 18, 2018
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Jake the Steak

Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.
"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"
by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021
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Jake

He is a smart guy with dark curly hair and green eyes they are nice and can be a little annoying when he talks. he will always have his hand up in class and will be the first to answer.
by sickboi85678383 September 7, 2020
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