jacob

Jacob is a pretty cool dude. He is great at cooking (no) He can exhale with the power of Zeus himself, and FINALLY the greatest geologist/architect/CHIC magnet/attracts only NOT sluts

Jacob: ni hao

Girls: nOoO

Jacob: CHING CHONG

GIRLS: (0___0)

by fkdsopkfaskf;es June 11, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is sweet and generous he is most likely to marry someone who’s name starts with a K though he won’t know it at first. He is very social and has many friends!

Jacob is so cute!

by Gmafourlifebekind September 25, 2018

jacob

a guy that never stops playing his xbox

his dad: stop play your xbox

jacob: no its life

by ligmaballs42069 April 18, 2020

JACOB Chanukah

ANYONE WHO IS NAMED THIS IS SUPERIOR. they have a big ass cock xxxxxxxxl and can cop any girl they want such a fucking sexy beast

wow that guy must be a Jacob Chanukah he's soooooo hot

by fuckwad420,69ing twitles December 13, 2020

Jacob

An amazing, caring, and sweet man who will treat you right. <3

"Jacob is so nice."

by NatalieM3 April 17, 2022

jacob fiocca

stupid head, bully, liar

ew whatta jacob fiocca

by laurenbbebddhhdj June 15, 2018

Jacob Chowaniec

A person with a small dick. Nigga throws out the banana and eats the peel. Nigga be smoking crack

Jacob chowaniec is gay

by WigglyGhandi 12: May 29, 2019