Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.

Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.

by hfjklsfhlasjdfhklsdjfhakljfhas March 29, 2021

Jacob+Alexa

The love between these two is unbreakable. Anyone who comes between them will instantly be shattered into a million pieces from their own intense love affairs.

Alexa “hi Jacob”
Jacob “Jacob+Alexa lawd have mercy I’m about to bust”

by Coochiecatcher24 March 30, 2021

Jacob S

King. Always the best. Very good looking. Better than everyone called Ed.

Hail Jacob S.

by Ollie James March 30, 2021

Jacob

Jacob loves axolotls but ABSOLUTELY HATES JAVA

Jacob killed the Java player but hugged the axolotl

by ScrewJavaLoveAxolotls March 30, 2021

Jacob

Amogus haha

Jacob amogus

by Kylehk58 April 7, 2021

Jacob

The act of being the biggest lovable noob that loves to make coffee in the morning.

Fiance: I think I'll make coffee this morning instead of getting dutch bros
Me: ugh, you're being such a Jacob.

by Lovescovfefe87 April 13, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is the nicest person you will ever meet. He can be very shy around people he has never met before but when your friends with him he opens up and is really funny. He loves to play video games especially GTA. If you ever meet a Jacob, try and make him your friend because he is the kindest and funniest person ever!!! He can sometimes get very agitated sometimes but competitive. He may swear a lot but that’s what makes him funny.

Jacob’s insane at fortnite my guy

by LOLIOMbooooom April 15, 2021