Ass pennies

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.

John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."

by Ripply-Dickly January 27, 2020

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ass slipper

When a person types random ass words into social media platforms

Did you see what that ass slipper wrote today?

by lacktoesintolerant June 13, 2018

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fido's ass

When something or someone is ugly.

She looks like fido's ass!!

by Fido's ass January 6, 2018

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teachers ass

A large flat ass.

You can tell shes never done squats, because she has serious teachers ass.

by Things that justin says September 16, 2017

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Ass Paper

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geez i'm on the toilet I could use some Ass Paper!

by SuperM789 November 10, 2019

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A condition met when one refuses to wipe his ass after a messy turd for an extended period of time. The turds subsequently harden leaving the sufferer with a solid crust that mimics the appearance of a turtle's shell.

Can be effectively used for defensive purposes.

I've a kickboxing match coming up, I've got a solid case of shell ass to keep me safe.

by JahKnows November 27, 2016

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