Getting Pap'd

The situation, as a male, were a female of around your age wants to be your "Mommy" while she is already in a relationship.

Guy 1: "Dude, I was almost getting Pap'd during that cruise holliday"
Guy 2: "You got lucky, you could have found it the hard way"

by LovelyNameIdea July 12, 2023

getting GronKed

Inserting Werther's caramel bonbons in your or other peoples anus.

Wilfred GronKed himself today. Wilfred also stuffed Richard's fat ass with Werther's, he loves getting GronKed!

by GAGL August 9, 2023

Getting chickened

When your girlfriend comes up behind you, acting completely harmless and then proceeds to wrap all her limbs around you and wrestles you to the ground so you are face up staring at the bright ceiling lights. Now you are restrained down on the ground feeling as though you are a roasting chicken beneath the bright oven lights with absolutely nothing you can do but be cooked alive.

Bro, last night I was getting chickened by my girlfriend for 30 minutes while my air frier was heating up

by Petesdark August 22, 2023

Get sharked

Don’t care?

Get sharked.
Someone say stupid shit?
Get sharked.
Shark gif is not required but always welcomed.

"I tripped over a rock ☺️😰"
"No one asked, get sharked"

by Lyrre September 13, 2023

Get a life

Intended for people with limited social skills who need to expand their horizons and do other things than spend time online all day.

Dad: Jake you really should do more than stare at your screen all day why not go play basketball at the park or go hang out at the mall?
Jake: Why dad this is fun?
Dad: Jake you need to get a life you can't stay at home and live behind your screen forever

by J&B323 September 20, 2023

get billzoned

"Get Billzoned, your mother called me on her cellphone, she got my voice as ringtone, sk-skeleton king got a big throw, the Muppets got sent to the ozone!

(FLOWBILLYSHIT) -get billzoned

by Loopy =] November 22, 2021

Get landscaped

To lose, and then embarrass yourself.

Having lost the election, Trump proceeded to get landscaped by Rudy’s press conference.

by Ral Pie November 20, 2020